(This is a really inaccurate photo of me. A) Filter B) It is years old at this point, I believe. I’ve just been too lazy to stage a real photo so that I can update it. I’ll get there.)

Hi. I’m Elle, and I don’t have my life together.

Mediocre housewife; Spiritual Disaster; Accidental Homeschooler (Classical/Eclectic); Irreverent Observer. Gaijin.

Welcome to the messy chronicles of my life.

Find me on Instagram @thefracturedfish – if you dare. I mostly post photos of life in Japan and use my stories to bore people with Attack on Titan memes (because I’m a grown up).